written on Friday, May. 09, 2003 at 3:01 a.m.
I just got seated at a restaurant by a cop. Did you get that? This Waffle House is so rough and tumble they use a cop as their maitre'd. Heh.
Oh, and they have a conveniently placed phone that only needs to be picked up to dial directly to 911.
Classy place, that.
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I snuck out of work almost 2 hours early. That was great. I felt like hell all day. All I needed was a nice cozy nap, though. All better.
I did, however, take out my irritation and aggression on some deserving customers. No, I CAN'T hold that clearance item for you and I'm sorry you're a moron that can't read the clearly printed words that say "Save off Deptartment & Specialty Store Prices". I will not give you a discount for your illiteracy.
Sometimes I really love my job.
Love,
